Heart Of Darkness By Joseph Conrad help?

You're f'ed I don't think anybody would tell you about it unless they aren't dead from boredom =\ i gotta read this piece of crap book so boooring even on sparknotes its boring wow...good luck man, don't die its so boring i think i wont even get a heart attack its like my heart is just slowing down i feel like im dying inside...or like watch the teletubbies except no sound music...hell idk im probably gonna die now.....................................…